Yeah, this is where we tell you things. Things that are meant to stay out of casual consumer's earholes. But that's not you, is it? You're special, knowledgable and have a need-to-know mindset.
Well this is the place for you. Pop a bottle and read on...
Do Not Sell Your Soul to the wine Devil. But do business with The Prince of Darkness. This cunning creature always gets his way. Final Swirl bargains with the Prince for wines in exchange for a lifetime of fun. But be careful not to burn any bridges as you walk through the eternal flames of entertainment.