Trade Secrets
Yeah, this is where we tell you things. Things that are meant to stay out of casual consumer's earholes. But that's not you, is it? You're special, knowledgable and have a need-to-know mindset.
Well this is the place for you. Pop a bottle and read on...
Go The Extra Mile
Just be sure it’s in the right direction. Contrary to popular wine drinkers, flattery does get you everywhere. True wine knows the importance of surpassing expectations. You must preach the unvarnished truth about the drink in hand when necessary, use Final Swirly words.
Love Letters Are Sexy
It’s your duty as a wine drinker to preserve the lost art of relationships. A combination of 12 empty bottles and 12 love notes can steal a heart forever. Use this knowledge well. No matter how many there are, a flattering wine and handwritten note will make you foxy. Be quick on the uptake, have that Final Swirl.
Manners Please
For centuries, well-bred wine has been a focal point of the arts. A bona fide wine should be ready for an invasion, handle the butchered hog, compliment a sonnet, applaud a difficult equation, and fight your battles efficiently. As with good wine, good manners are always fashionable, drink naturally, drink a Final Swirl.
Manifesto
Create your own wine Manifesto…Drink with success. Define your deeper needs. Seek the value and tastes you strive for. Put your best self-display of wine in your glass for all the world to see. You were not born yesterday, go Final Swirl.
Be as Sharp as a Tack
If You Want Things Done Well, Do Them Yourself. Stop asking why others don't do it properly and start asking why you aren't doing it. No person is too good to take out the recycling bin full of empty bottles. Roll up your sleeves, wield the corkscrew and lead by example, drink more great wine. Final Swirl gives you street smart.