Yeah, this is where we tell you things. Things that are meant to stay out of casual consumer's earholes. But that's not you, is it? You're special, knowledgable and have a need-to-know mindset.
Well this is the place for you. Pop a bottle and read on...
Just be sure it’s in the right direction. Contrary to popular wine drinkers, flattery does get you everywhere. True wine knows the importance of surpassing expectations. You must preach the unvarnished truth about the drink in hand when necessary, use Final Swirly words.
It’s your duty as a wine drinker to preserve the lost art of relationships. A combination of 12 empty bottles and 12 love notes can steal a heart forever. Use this knowledge well. No matter how many there are, a flattering wine and handwritten note will make you foxy. Be quick on the uptake, have that Final Swirl.
For centuries, well-bred wine has been a focal point of the arts. A bona fide wine should be ready for an invasion, handle the butchered hog, compliment a sonnet, applaud a difficult equation, and fight your battles efficiently. As with good wine, good manners are always fashionable, drink naturally, drink a Final Swirl.